It’s best to just suck it up and accept the truth. We all knew this day was coming, it’s not bad luck, its nature.Those who give me nothing … Well, let’s just say you don’t want to be in my line of sight. Those who bring me a gift for my special day will be looked on fondly.With many people’s birthdays come a sense of responsibility and maturity… phooey to that!.It is my birthday, and while I should know better, I really do not! Cheers to me, anyway.With age comes… aches, crankiness, and forgetfulness! But there is cake – there is ALWAYS cake!.Happy Birthday to the most glorious and intelligent person that I know: mMself!.I don’t usually brag, but when I do, it’s because I’m awesome.Walt Disney once said, “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” Today’s my birthday, so send me on an ego trip.Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the most fabulous birthdays of them all?.Got my ID in hand so I can go to my favorite places to get my gifts for my B-Day.I wasn’t born digitally, so don’t send me virtual flowers, balloons, and cake.I got Happy Birthday playing on repeat.For those who want to send a truly unforgettable gift, I accept PayPal, Venmo, Zelle, Google Pay, and CashApp.
Today is the day I level up a year and all I can think about is cake.However, I’m extending the expiration date for gifts until the end of the month. Get the roast started with these witty captions. There’s no better way to start your B-day than with a little self-deprecating humor. I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to!įunny Birthday Captions for those Instagram Posts.Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say.I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser.I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. To my brother who still owes me several big ones.Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive.It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!.Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message.That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”.We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.These are some funny and witty messages that you can share on social media or send to someone out on a birthday card, SMS or via e-mail on their special day. Damn, you’re so old, your first pet must have been a dinosaur!